Hands that make you lol

Getting back into the poker lifestyle... doing pretty good. Just finished a set of 6 scoring 4 firsts.

Just some quick hands that made me laugh from the workday.

SB Sitting out, lets try and steal the blinds from the cutoff, I promise I'll give up the pot to resistance...

Seat 1: Dubness 1 (1230 in chips)
Seat 3: McDuff (1715 in chips)
Seat 4: folster1214 (1390 in chips)
Seat 5: bagar79 (998 in chips)
Seat 6: RikkiDee (2550 in chips)
Seat 7: cigar817 (3187 in chips)
Seat 9: danskemann (2430 in chips) is sitting out
danskemann: posts small blind 75
Dubness 1: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [5c 6s]
McDuff: folds
folster1214: folds
bagar79: folds
RikkiDee: raises 300 to 450
cigar817: calls 450
danskemann: folds
Dubness 1: folds
*** FLOP *** [3d 7h Js]
RikkiDee: bets 600
cigar817: calls 600
*** TURN *** [3d 7h Js] [4c]
RikkiDee: checks
cigar817: bets 900
RikkiDee: raises 600 to 1500 and is all-in
cigar817: calls 600
*** RIVER *** [3d 7h Js 4c] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RikkiDee: shows [5c 6s] (a straight, Three to Seven)
cigar817: shows [Qs Kd] (a pair of Threes)
RikkiDee collected 5325 from pot

Yea I got lucky but King high?? LAWL!!!!!!111ONEONE

Ok next... standard push.. great call sir

Seat 2: Dubness 1 (2040 in chips)
Seat 3: 13_Blazen_13 (6190 in chips)
Seat 4: RikkiDee (2368 in chips)
Seat 6: humla (1069 in chips)
Seat 7: FLcounter (1833 in chips)
Dubness 1: posts the ante 25
13_Blazen_13: posts the ante 25
RikkiDee: posts the ante 25
humla: posts the ante 25
FLcounter: posts the ante 25
Dubness 1: posts small blind 200
13_Blazen_13: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Th Qh]
RikkiDee: raises 1943 to 2343 and is all-in
humla: folds
FLcounter: calls 1808 and is all-in
Dubness 1: folds
13_Blazen_13: folds
*** FLOP *** [Kd 5d 4s]
*** TURN *** [Kd 5d 4s] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Kd 5d 4s Ah] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RikkiDee: shows [Th Qh] (high card Ace)
FLcounter: shows [9c Jc] (high card Ace - lower kicker)
RikkiDee collected 4341 from pot

Q HIGH FTW~~~~

This next hand I thought he was all in and I thought I'd call for lol factor and good pot odds, but after I called and noticed I could bet, I - being the astute multitabler that I am - figured that he must not be all in...

Seat 1: HE Chas (1490 in chips)
Seat 2: RikkiDee (1255 in chips)
Seat 4: tinasprince (1445 in chips)
Seat 5: halruaa (1755 in chips)
Seat 6: hAAj_fkp (1645 in chips)
Seat 7: Yooky (3050 in chips)
Seat 8: smallstraigh (1105 in chips)
Seat 9: bradster38 (1755 in chips)
HE Chas: posts small blind 50
RikkiDee: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [2h 8s]
tinasprince: folds
halruaa: folds
hAAj_fkp: raises 170 to 270
Yooky: folds
smallstraigh: folds
bradster38: folds
HE Chas: folds
RikkiDee: calls 170
*** FLOP *** [7d 5c 8c]
RikkiDee: bets 985 and is all-in
hAAj_fkp: folds
RikkiDee collected 590 from pot
RikkiDee: shows [2h 8s] (a pair of Eights)

Gotta show that.. I DEFEND MY BLINDS BITCHES!!

And thats how you go 4/6 first places

Oh one last thing, for more lol'ing check out Sharkscope to see the absolutely worst player in the history of Sit&Go's - "TADFBI". Don't forget the caps! Who loses 10k playing SNG's?