Up, down, UP, dowwwn, up?

Alright I’m having a decent day sofar, up $750. I decided to take this opportunity
to let that win settle a bit before donking it away and unleashing the tilt which lives within.

After yesterday’s debacle, I decided to start up a tilt account where I would play nothing but $6 and $3 SNGs and play as many fucking tables as I could manage. I appropriately named the account “PushBot1000”. At first I tried 20, with a loss of $30, so I tamed it down to 12, with another loss of $30. So then it got me thinking, maybe I actually do suck and have just been running hot for a year. I mean, a professional like me should be able to decimate the $3 fucking game right? For a while I even had a fish icon on sharkscope, which made me laugh quite heartily. Overall I’d say it was a positive experience.

Alright so I’ve been saving a bunch of hands for a while now that I thought were interesting or played well and since I’m trying to avoid playing poker I thought why not post them here, comment on them and create a 14 page post that two people might skim over. I’ll even do it in that sexy green writing style that I used for my last super hand history post that no one saw.

This one combines the absolute pussiocity that my game obtains, as well as the donk-tastic play that the average $60 player has.

Seat 1: lasuerte (1480 in chips)
Seat 2: drt_man1 (2720 in chips)
Seat 3: meimei168 (1820 in chips)
Seat 4: mman_status (1480 in chips)
Seat 6: RikkiDee (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: rivverthis (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: missot (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: Bluedevil82 (1500 in chips)
mman_status: posts small blind 10
RikkiDee: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Qc Qd]
rivverthis: calls 20
missot: folds
Bluedevil82: calls 20
lasuerte: raises 60 to 80
drt_man1: calls 80
meimei168: calls 80
mman_status: folds
RikkiDee: calls 60
rivverthis: calls 60
Bluedevil82: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [7c Jd 4d]
RikkiDee: checks
rivverthis: checks
Bluedevil82: checks
lasuerte: checks
drt_man1: bets 350
meimei168: folds
RikkiDee: calls 350
rivverthis: raises 350 to 700
Bluedevil82: folds
lasuerte: folds
drt_man1: raises 350 to 1050
RikkiDee: folds
rivverthis: calls 350
*** TURN *** [7c Jd 4d] [2h]
rivverthis: checks
drt_man1: bets 400
rivverthis: calls 370 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [7c Jd 4d 2h] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rivverthis: shows [Js Kd] (a pair of Jacks)
drt_man1: shows [9c Jh] (a pair of Jacks - lower kicker)
rivverthis collected 3680 from pot

No clue why I didn’t reraise preflop, but honestly, is there anyone who would think that QQ is good after a min-raise followed by another min-raise against 2 complete strangers?

PokerStars Game #5316188207: Tournament #26797612, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2006/06/20 - 23:00:42 (ET)
Table '26797612 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: nunosoares (1420 in chips)
Seat 2: I_am_Igor (1700 in chips)
Seat 3: Chief911 (1480 in chips)
Seat 4: RikkiDee (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: jtle (1480 in chips)
Seat 6: HenG74 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: sharkbite09 (1420 in chips)
Seat 8: rdeveau (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: spanky44646 (1500 in chips)
Chief911: posts small blind 10
RikkiDee: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Tc Td]
jtle: calls 20
HenG74: folds
sharkbite09: folds
rdeveau: folds
spanky44646: folds
nunosoares: raises 60 to 80
I_am_Igor: folds
Chief911: folds
RikkiDee: calls 60
jtle: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [8d 3d 6d]
RikkiDee: checks
jtle: checks
nunosoares: bets 1340 and is all-in
RikkiDee: folds
jtle: folds
nunosoares collected 250 from pot

Talk to me 6 months ago and not only would I insta-call this, I would probably be the one pushing this flop. Today, the pussy intsa mucks. I mean, what is he pushing that I have seriously beat? And for the times he has JJ-AA, that’s just awesome.

PokerStars Game #5316411714: Tournament #26797468, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2006/06/20 - 23:17:11 (ET)
Table '26797468 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: RikkiDee (2230 in chips)
Seat 2: spanky44646 (1700 in chips)
Seat 3: athletenc87 (1545 in chips)
Seat 4: Avivs (1932 in chips)
Seat 5: jsweet11 (1286 in chips)
Seat 7: mman_status (1240 in chips)
Seat 8: HenG74 (1647 in chips)
Seat 9: kennysteddy (1920 in chips)
jsweet11: posts small blind 75
mman_status: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Qd Ac]
HenG74: folds
kennysteddy: calls 150
RikkiDee: folds
spanky44646: folds
athletenc87: folds
Avivs: folds
jsweet11: raises 150 to 300
mman_status: folds
kennysteddy: calls 150
*** FLOP *** [7h 8c Qh]
jsweet11: bets 450
kennysteddy: calls 450
*** TURN *** [7h 8c Qh] [Kc]
jsweet11: checks
kennysteddy: bets 600
jsweet11: folds
kennysteddy collected 1650 from pot
kennysteddy: doesn't show hand

This ones interestingness begins and ends with my fold. Honestly, what the fuck do you do with AQ here with an early position limper and 15bb? I distinctly remember laughing out loud when I folded simply due to the ridiculousness of AQ. Maybe I should limp? I really have no clue.

PokerStars Game #5316242831: Tournament #26797782, $55+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2006/06/20 - 23:04:38 (ET)
Table '26797782 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: kholsom24 (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: cali2000 (40 in chips)
Seat 3: BrickbyBrick (1450 in chips)
Seat 4: madloot933 (1480 in chips)
Seat 5: Tactical T2 (1480 in chips)
Seat 6: joeymowey (3050 in chips)
Seat 7: LUCKY_TIGER (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: RikkiDee (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: Stevo72 (1500 in chips)
madloot933: posts small blind 10
Tactical T2: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Kh Kd]
joeymowey said, "ty"
joeymowey: folds
LUCKY_TIGER: calls 20
RikkiDee: raises 80 to 100
Stevo72: folds
kholsom24: folds
cali2000: calls 40 and is all-in
BrickbyBrick: raises 100 to 200
madloot933: raises 100 to 300
Tactical T2: folds
LUCKY_TIGER: folds
RikkiDee: raises 1200 to 1500 and is all-in
BrickbyBrick: calls 1250 and is all-in
madloot933: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ac 5h 6h]
*** TURN *** [Ac 5h 6h] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 5h 6h 8c] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RikkiDee: shows [Kh Kd] (a pair of Kings)
BrickbyBrick: shows [Qc Qd] (a pair of Queens)
RikkiDee collected 3080 from side pot
cali2000: shows [Ad 6c] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
cali2000 collected 200 from main pot

I found this interesting because I figured there was no possibility that no one had AA. It actually took me a good 15 seconds to shove because I was seriously afraid of AA. I mean, what hand justifies min-raising a min-raiser who raised a raiser who raised a limper? Yea…

Seat 1: JayPee_2 (1880 in chips)
Seat 2: ROGELIOAL (1460 in chips)
Seat 3: Pocket 9zz (960 in chips)
Seat 4: Negleyjj (1480 in chips)
Seat 5: RikkiDee (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: koolkeith13 (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: KristyDan (1760 in chips)
Seat 8: fastvach (1460 in chips)
Seat 9: NoogeNuts (1500 in chips) is sitting out
Negleyjj: posts small blind 10
RikkiDee: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Kc Kh]
NoogeNuts has returned
koolkeith13: folds
KristyDan: folds
fastvach: raises 20 to 40
NoogeNuts: calls 40
JayPee_2: folds
ROGELIOAL: calls 40
Pocket 9zz: calls 40
Negleyjj: folds
RikkiDee: raises 1460 to 1500 and is all-in
fastvach: folds
NoogeNuts: folds
ROGELIOAL: calls 1420 and is all-in
Pocket 9zz: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh 7s Td]
RikkiDee said, "A plz"
*** TURN *** [Qh 7s Td] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 7s Td 4h] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RikkiDee: shows [Kc Kh] (a pair of Kings)
ROGELIOAL: shows [Tc As] (a pair of Tens)
RikkiDee collected 3050 from pot

I’ve actually been doing this more and more as I’ve gotten so many fucking terrible calls just like this one. Gotta love it.

Seat 1: andaw (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: sumotwo (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: nunzio79 (1470 in chips)
Seat 4: RikkiDee (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: shadow7281 (1270 in chips)
Seat 6: Negleyjj (1480 in chips)
Seat 7: BirdWings (1760 in chips)
Seat 8: fizzedout (1530 in chips)
Seat 9: ericontilt (1500 in chips)
Negleyjj: posts small blind 10
BirdWings: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [5s 5h]
fizzedout: calls 20
ericontilt: folds
andaw: calls 20
sumotwo: calls 20
nunzio79: folds
RikkiDee: calls 20
shadow7281: folds
shadow7281 is sitting out
Negleyjj: folds
BirdWings: checks
*** FLOP *** [8h 5d 5c]
BirdWings: checks
fizzedout: checks
andaw: checks
sumotwo: checks
RikkiDee: checks
*** TURN *** [8h 5d 5c] [6d]
BirdWings: checks
fizzedout: checks
andaw: checks
sumotwo: bets 60
shadow7281 has returned
RikkiDee: raises 100 to 160
BirdWings: folds
fizzedout: folds
andaw: folds
sumotwo: folds
RikkiDee collected 230 from pot

This hand, I don’t know. Obviously flopping quads doesn’t happen very often, and since no one else has a 5, whenever I raise they will be scared that I have trips. I mean, how do you get any value out of this at all? I actually think the best way to do it is just to bet out on the flop, hope someone has A8, 67 or something and is ready to go to war. Any sneaky check-raises or reraises are going to look a lot stronger than just betting out.

Seat 1: arizonak (1535 in chips)
Seat 2: Pouc (1395 in chips)
Seat 3: easypeso (860 in chips)
Seat 4: RikkiDee (1470 in chips)
Seat 5: HenG74 (1450 in chips)
Seat 6: str0ngisland (1460 in chips)
Seat 7: Monstruito (2005 in chips)
Seat 8: OnlyDaNuts (1470 in chips)
Seat 9: lil jj (1855 in chips)
easypeso: posts small blind 15
RikkiDee: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Kd Ah]
HenG74: folds
str0ngisland: folds
Monstruito: folds
OnlyDaNuts: folds
lil jj: raises 60 to 90
arizonak: folds
Pouc: calls 90
easypeso: raises 160 to 250
RikkiDee: folds
lil jj: raises 1605 to 1855 and is all-in
Pouc: folds
easypeso: calls 610 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [7c 5c Ks]
*** TURN *** [7c 5c Ks] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [7c 5c Ks 6h] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
easypeso: shows [Kc Ac] (a flush, Ace high)
lil jj: shows [Th Ts] (a pair of Tens)
easypeso collected 1840 from pot

This is just another hand I would have had trouble folding before. It has become an easy fold for me, especially when in the BB. I mean, against your average donk who will reraise preflop from the SB, what am I beating here? Do I even want to see an ace or king on the flop?

Seat 2: str0ngisland (3989 in chips)
Seat 5: RikkiDee (4481 in chips)
Seat 7: Skilled G (5030 in chips)
str0ngisland: posts small blind 100
RikkiDee: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Qc 3d]
Skilled G: folds
str0ngisland: calls 100
RikkiDee: checks
*** FLOP *** [2d 6d Kc]
str0ngisland: checks
RikkiDee: checks
*** TURN *** [2d 6d Kc] [2c]
str0ngisland: checks
RikkiDee: bets 200
str0ngisland: calls 200
*** RIVER *** [2d 6d Kc 2c] [2s]
str0ngisland: bets 500
RikkiDee: calls 500
*** SHOW DOWN ***
str0ngisland: shows [7d 9d] (three of a kind, Deuces)
RikkiDee: shows [Qc 3d] (three of a kind, Deuces - King+Queen kicker)
RikkiDee collected 1800 from pot

Oh yes. Actually this hand should be higher up on this list since its so sexy. Reads like these kiddies, only come with experience.

Seat 1: RikkiDee (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: Mervelous (1425 in chips)
Seat 3: Lipourf (1420 in chips)
Seat 4: fedge (2700 in chips)
Seat 5: rarely (930 in chips)
Seat 6: badongski (1045 in chips)
Seat 7: Brunette2 (1395 in chips)
Seat 8: tilterino (1270 in chips)
Seat 9: REDA K (1815 in chips)
REDA K: posts small blind 25
RikkiDee: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Kc Ah]
Mervelous: calls 50
Lipourf: folds
fedge: folds
rarely: folds
badongski: folds
Brunette2: folds
tilterino: folds
REDA K: calls 25
rarely is sitting out
RikkiDee: raises 200 to 250
Mervelous: calls 200
REDA K: folds
*** FLOP *** [2h Jc Kh]
RikkiDee: bets 250
Mervelous: raises 250 to 500
rarely has returned
RikkiDee said, "please god have KJ"
RikkiDee: raises 750 to 1250 and is all-in
Mervelous: calls 675 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [2h Jc Kh] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [2h Jc Kh Kd] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RikkiDee: shows [Kc Ah] (a full house, Kings full of Deuces)
Mervelous: shows [As Ac] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
RikkiDee collected 2900 from pot

This hand signifies the last waking moment that I will raise with AK from the blinds like this. I got hardcore pwned here and sucked out like a champ.

Seat 1: teampenr (1575 in chips)
Seat 2: RikkiDee (2715 in chips)
Seat 3: Dag31 (2740 in chips)
Seat 4: Northway (1085 in chips)
Seat 8: nishii (3915 in chips)
Seat 9: LCONDUCTOR (1470 in chips)
Northway: posts small blind 25
nishii: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Th Ts]
LCONDUCTOR: folds
teampenr: folds
RikkiDee: raises 150 to 200
Dag31: folds
Northway: raises 200 to 400
nishii: folds
RikkiDee said, "really now"
RikkiDee: raises 1950 to 2350
Northway: calls 685 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [4s 4d 6c]
*** TURN *** [4s 4d 6c] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [4s 4d 6c Jd] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Northway: shows [Kd Ks] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
RikkiDee: shows [Th Ts] (two pair, Tens and Fours)
RikkiDee said, "yea im a dumbass"
Northway collected 2220 from pot

The lesson here, any time a stupid little short stack min raises your raise preflop, just fold. You always lose.

Seat 1: zeeQQ (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: RikkiDee (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: ACST999 (3010 in chips)
Seat 4: bballwiz (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: Buck0920 (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: Kollikock (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: ELROYCASH (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: dr316bmf (1500 in chips)
ACST999: posts small blind 10
bballwiz: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Th Ac]
Buck0920: folds
Kollikock: folds
ELROYCASH: folds
dr316bmf: folds
zeeQQ: folds
RikkiDee: calls 20
ACST999: calls 10
bballwiz: checks
*** FLOP *** [Tc Jd Js]
ACST999: checks
bballwiz: checks
RikkiDee: bets 40
ACST999: calls 40
bballwiz: folds
*** TURN *** [Tc Jd Js] [2d]
ACST999: checks
RikkiDee: checks
*** RIVER *** [Tc Jd Js 2d] [As]
ACST999: checks
RikkiDee: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ACST999: shows [4d Jc] (three of a kind, Jacks)
RikkiDee: mucks hand
ACST999 collected 140 from pot

Sometimes being a pussy works out well. I mean, who else could have lost less on this hand than me? God damn that is a sexy check behind on the river. By the way my opponent really played this well.

Seat 1: HHHthegame88 (1455 in chips)
Seat 2: RikkiDee (1340 in chips)
Seat 3: Maabus (1430 in chips)
Seat 4: bufo523 (2950 in chips)
Seat 5: cardman37 (1420 in chips)
Seat 7: ROONEY_DIVES (1615 in chips)
Seat 8: MikeMcQ1 (1675 in chips)
Seat 9: sure_win168 (1615 in chips)
bufo523: posts small blind 25
cardman37: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Ks Kd]
ROONEY_DIVES: folds
MikeMcQ1: folds
sure_win168: folds
HHHthegame88: raises 50 to 100
RikkiDee: raises 200 to 300
Maabus: folds
bufo523: folds
cardman37: calls 250
HHHthegame88: folds
*** FLOP *** [7c Tc Ts]
cardman37: bets 100
RikkiDee: raises 940 to 1040 and is all-in
cardman37: calls 940
*** TURN *** [7c Tc Ts] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [7c Tc Ts Jc] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
cardman37: shows [Ac Qc] (a Royal Flush)
RikkiDee: shows [Ks Kd] (a full house, Kings full of Tens)
cardman37 collected 2805 from pot

This just happened 2 days ago but is definitely one of my all time favorites. I especially enjoy the 100 bet my opponent made on the flop. Like, what the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Seat 1: RikkiDee (1590 in chips)
Seat 2: dustinzteg (1485 in chips)
Seat 3: im nogenius (1475 in chips)
Seat 4: MikeMcQ1 (1455 in chips)
Seat 5: Hoopsman1982 (1425 in chips)
Seat 6: Yesbo (1455 in chips)
Seat 7: wheel`186 (1595 in chips)
Seat 8: Hacha_boy (1470 in chips)
Seat 9: G_braa (1550 in chips)
dustinzteg: posts small blind 25
im nogenius: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [5s 7d]
MikeMcQ1: folds
Hoopsman1982: folds
Yesbo: folds
wheel`186: folds
Hacha_boy: raises 100 to 150
G_braa: folds
RikkiDee: raises 100 to 250
dustinzteg: folds
im nogenius: folds
Hacha_boy: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [4s 3d 2h]
Hacha_boy: checks
RikkiDee: bets 1340 and is all-in
Hacha_boy: folds
RikkiDee collected 575 from pot
RikkiDee: doesn't show hand

Before you wonder what the fuck, I mis-click reraised this preflop; one of the perils of multitabling. You can usually spot mis-click reraises as they are generally extremely quick and are always the minimum raise. The best part of course, is that I flopped an oesd and since I took the lead preflop, hey, why not take it down?

Seat 1: Comma_D (1380 in chips)
Seat 2: goleafsgoeh (1360 in chips)
Seat 3: AlfieBadger (1470 in chips)
Seat 4: broncotlc (1770 in chips)
Seat 5: treysfull21 (1480 in chips)
Seat 6: RikkiDee (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: Negleyjj (1500 in chips)
Seat 8: gavilan1 (1640 in chips)
Seat 9: peavey1 (1400 in chips)
treysfull21: posts small blind 10
RikkiDee: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Jh Ah]
Negleyjj: folds
gavilan1: folds
peavey1: folds
Comma_D: folds
goleafsgoeh: raises 30 to 50
AlfieBadger: folds
broncotlc: calls 50
treysfull21: folds
RikkiDee: calls 30
*** FLOP *** [Js Kc Jc]
RikkiDee: bets 140
goleafsgoeh: calls 140
broncotlc: calls 140
*** TURN *** [Js Kc Jc] [2s]
RikkiDee: checks
goleafsgoeh: checks
broncotlc: bets 100
RikkiDee: calls 100
goleafsgoeh: calls 100
*** RIVER *** [Js Kc Jc 2s] [8s]
RikkiDee: checks
goleafsgoeh: checks
broncotlc: bets 200
RikkiDee: calls 200
goleafsgoeh: calls 200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
broncotlc: shows [Kd Kh] (a full house, Kings full of Jacks)
RikkiDee: mucks hand
goleafsgoeh: shows [Ad As] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
broncotlc collected 1480 from pot

I’m pretty damn proud of myself on this hand as well. I thought I was pretty happy with that flop, but since no one reraised, I started to imagine I was actually being fucking trapped when I had trip jacks with an ace kicker. I seriously doubt anyone could lose less on this hand than me, other than if they folded preflop, but for 30 more, come on. Also you just have to love how this was AA vs KK and somehow they didn’t get all in preflop. Nice 50 smooth call with KK dumbass.

Alright, that’s all I got. If anyone made it, congrats, I hope you were entertained, and maybe even learned something. Off to a night of avoiding breaking my winning day. Wish me luck.