Poker is fun... for everyone...

Except for me
I should have practiced avoidance

Tonight was fun:













What a fucking headache. Once I reached the abyss, I gave up. It was too much to take. I'm pretty sure I officially had a mental breakdown, ask my girlfriend.

I then take a break by playing some video games obviously. Maybe thats the secret to succes because as soon as I sat back down to the tables, all was good again. Some highlight hands:

(don't judge me too hard, on some of these I was tilting more than aids)

First,

THE GOOD:

Dealt to RikkiDee [7c 7h]
cobrakid88: folds
McRek0P: folds
RikkiDee: raises $6 to $8
LuckyNose has timed out
LuckyNose: folds
LuckyNose is sitting out
TheMilli: folds
funkeemonkee: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [7s 6s 2c]
funkeemonkee: checks
LuckyNose has returned
RikkiDee: bets $12
funkeemonkee: raises $16 to $28
RikkiDee: calls $16
*** TURN *** [7s 6s 2c] [8c]
funkeemonkee: bets $40
RikkiDee: raises $142.30 to $182.30 and is all-in
funkeemonkee: calls $142.30
*** RIVER *** [7s 6s 2c 8c] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
funkeemonkee: shows [Ac As] (a pair of Aces)
RikkiDee: shows [7c 7h] (three of a kind, Sevens)
RikkiDee collected $434.60 from pot

POKERSTARS GAME #8546164839: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2007/02/21 - 00:44:53 (ET)
Table 'Kajam III' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: RikkiDee ($532.95 in chips)
Seat 3: floppin_sets ($213.55 in chips)
Seat 4: itsdane ($295.10 in chips)
floppin_sets: posts small blind $1
itsdane: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [7h 5h]
RikkiDee: raises $6 to $8
floppin_sets: calls $7
itsdane: folds
*** FLOP *** [9d 6c 8c]
carolegarzia was removed from the table for failing to post
floppin_sets: checks
RikkiDee: bets $12
testndeca has returned
floppin_sets: raises $20 to $32
testndeca leaves the table
RikkiDee: raises $54 to $86
floppin_sets: raises $119.55 to $205.55 and is all-in
RikkiDee: calls $119.55
*** TURN *** [9d 6c 8c] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [9d 6c 8c Kd] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
floppin_sets: shows [Ac As] (a pair of Aces)
RikkiDee: shows [7h 5h] (a straight, Five to Nine)
RikkiDee collected $428.10 from pot

Seat 1: RikkiDee ($284.65 in chips)
Seat 2: carolegarzia ($96.35 in chips)
Seat 3: daniele16 ($173.35 in chips)
Seat 4: itsdane ($414.70 in chips)
Seat 5: funkeemonkee ($211 in chips)
Seat 6: testndeca ($1263.20 in chips)
carolegarzia: posts small blind $1
daniele16: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Kh Ah]
itsdane: calls $2
funkeemonkee: folds
testndeca: folds
RikkiDee: raises $8 to $10
carolegarzia: calls $9
daniele16: calls $8
itsdane: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [4s 8h Ks]
carolegarzia: checks
daniele16: bets $24
itsdane: folds
RikkiDee: calls $24
carolegarzia: calls $24
*** TURN *** [4s 8h Ks] [9h]
carolegarzia: checks
daniele16: bets $139.35 and is all-in
RikkiDee: calls $139.35
carolegarzia: folds
*** RIVER *** [4s 8h Ks 9h] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
daniele16: shows [7s Kd] (a pair of Kings)
RikkiDee: shows [Kh Ah] (a pair of Kings - Ace kicker)
RikkiDee collected $387.70 from pot


Seat 1: RikkiDee ($258.65 in chips)
Seat 2: pjb109 ($181.85 in chips)
Seat 3: nothin2gein ($220.05 in chips)
Seat 6: Willmaster ($209.75 in chips)
pjb109: posts small blind $1
nothin2gein: posts big blind $2
dngrusjaco: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [7s 9s]
Willmaster: folds
RikkiDee: raises $6 to $8
pjb109: folds
nothin2gein: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [As 6h Js]
nothin2gein: checks
RikkiDee: bets $12
nothin2gein: raises $26 to $38
RikkiDee: raises $96 to $134
nothin2gein: raises $78.05 to $212.05 and is all-in
RikkiDee: calls $78.05
*** TURN *** [As 6h Js] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [As 6h Js 3s] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nothin2gein: shows [6d 6c] (three of a kind, Sixes)
RikkiDee: shows [7s 9s] (a flush, Ace high)
RikkiDee collected $439.10 from pot

Seat 1: RikkiDee ($257.65 in chips)
Seat 2: carolegarzia ($69.80 in chips)
Seat 3: daniele16 ($237.90 in chips)
Seat 4: itsdane ($361.60 in chips)
Seat 6: testndeca ($1340.20 in chips)
RikkiDee: posts small blind $1
carolegarzia: posts big blind $2
funkeemonkee: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Ah Qc]
daniele16: folds
itsdane: folds
testndeca: raises $6 to $8
RikkiDee: raises $20 to $28
carolegarzia: folds
testndeca: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [9h Jc Ks]
RikkiDee: bets $40
testndeca: calls $40
*** TURN *** [9h Jc Ks] [3d]
RikkiDee: checks
testndeca: checks
*** RIVER *** [9h Jc Ks 3d] [3s]
RikkiDee: bets $189.65 and is all-in
testndeca: folds

SUCK ON THE OVERBET BITCH

Seat 1: pjb109 ($150.30 in chips)
Seat 3: zlattee_ ($308.70 in chips)
Seat 4: Jbdjr27 ($186 in chips)
Seat 5: Lun4tic ($218.40 in chips)
Seat 6: RikkiDee ($198 in chips)
pjb109: posts small blind $1
zlattee_: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Qc Qd]
Jbdjr27: calls $2
Lun4tic: folds
RikkiDee: raises $8 to $10
pjb109: folds
zlattee_: folds
Jbdjr27: raises $8 to $18
RikkiDee: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Js Ts 4s]
Jbdjr27: bets $12
RikkiDee: calls $12
*** TURN *** [Js Ts 4s] [Jc]
Jbdjr27: bets $14
RikkiDee: calls $14
*** RIVER *** [Js Ts 4s Jc] [Td]
Jbdjr27: bets $20
RikkiDee: raises $134 to $154 and is all-in
Jbdjr27: folds

Pretty sure I was bluffing here as I put him on aces with his stupid limp/reraise and the way he bet.

THE BAD:

Seat 1: RikkiDee ($244 in chips)
Seat 2: carolegarzia ($76.80 in chips)
Seat 3: daniele16 ($214.75 in chips)
Seat 5: Ericrb ($225.20 in chips)
Seat 6: testndeca ($1331.60 in chips)
RikkiDee: posts small blind $1
carolegarzia: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Kd Kc]
daniele16: folds
Ericrb: raises $5 to $7
testndeca: folds
RikkiDee: raises $17 to $24
carolegarzia: folds
Ericrb: calls $17
*** FLOP *** [8d 9h Jc]
RikkiDee: checks
Ericrb: bets $35
RikkiDee: calls $35
*** TURN *** [8d 9h Jc] [2c]
RikkiDee: checks
Ericrb: bets $90
RikkiDee: raises $95 to $185 and is all-in
Ericrb: calls $76.20 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [8d 9h Jc 2c] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RikkiDee: shows [Kd Kc] (a pair of Kings)
Ericrb: shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
Ericrb collected $450.40 from pot

This one is funny because if this donk didn't play his aces like a total donk, it would have been an autostack preflop. But I almost (and should have) folded to him but in the end I suck too much to.

R U Joking: folds
S_System: folds
carrotsnake: raises $6 to $8
Dutchmster: calls $8
RikkiDee: raises $28 to $36
$impy Cents: folds
carrotsnake: folds
Dutchmster: calls $28
*** FLOP *** [Ks As 7d]
RikkiDee: bets $48
Dutchmster: calls $48
*** TURN *** [Ks As 7d] [8s]
RikkiDee: checks
Dutchmster: bets $91.10 and is all-in
RikkiDee: calls $91.10
*** RIVER *** [Ks As 7d 8s] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RikkiDee: shows [Ac Jc] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Dutchmster: shows [Kc Ad] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Dutchmster collected $357.20 from pot

Tilt makes you look really stupid sometimes.

Seat 1: TheOneWizard ($238 in chips)
Seat 2: RikkiDee ($190 in chips)
Seat 3: billmelisa ($215.60 in chips)
Seat 4: Cosbyjr ($85 in chips)
Seat 5: BGnight ($200 in chips)
Seat 6: saw7988 ($120.35 in chips)
Cosbyjr: posts small blind $1
BGnight: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Ts Js]
saw7988: folds
TheOneWizard: folds
RikkiDee: raises $6 to $8
billmelisa: folds
Cosbyjr: folds
BGnight: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [7h 8s Qs]
BGnight: bets $12
RikkiDee: raises $26 to $38
BGnight: calls $26
*** TURN *** [7h 8s Qs] [4c]
BGnight: bets $26
RikkiDee: calls $26
*** RIVER *** [7h 8s Qs 4c] [Jd]
BGnight: bets $78
RikkiDee: folds

I actually wanted to stab this faggot for the way he played whatever hand he had. I have the sickest draw and I am certain I have no fold equity on the turn to reraise HIS FUCKING GAY ASS BET, so I just gotta call, turning my hand face up as a draw, and he is the winner as my 12 outs miss.

THE UGLY:

Seat 2: FS-Best ($100 in chips)
Seat 3: montgomery76 ($132.95 in chips)
Seat 4: RikkiDee ($197 in chips)
Seat 5: callaham ($258 in chips)
Seat 6: Animal7 ($175.10 in chips)
Animal7: posts small blind $1
FS-Best: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Ts Ks]
montgomery76: calls $2
RikkiDee: raises $8 to $10
callaham: folds
Animal7: folds
FS-Best: calls $8
montgomery76: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Kh Td Ah]
FS-Best: bets $12
montgomery76: calls $12
RikkiDee: raises $82 to $94
FS-Best: calls $78 and is all-in
montgomery76: calls $82
*** TURN *** [Kh Td Ah] [Jd]
montgomery76: bets $28.95 and is all-in
RikkiDee: calls $28.95
*** RIVER *** [Kh Td Ah Jd] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
montgomery76: shows [Th 9h] (a flush, Ace high)
RikkiDee: mucks hand
montgomery76 collected $65.90 from side pot
FS-Best: mucks hand
montgomery76 collected $299 from main pot

Seat 1: tnetter ($332.95 in chips)
Seat 2: zako11 ($109.15 in chips)
Seat 3: dawooll ($135 in chips)
Seat 4: RikkiDee ($212.35 in chips)
Seat 6: detl ($91.45 in chips)
detl: posts small blind $1
tnetter: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [Ah Qd]
zako11: folds
dawooll: folds
RikkiDee: raises $6 to $8
detl: calls $7
tnetter: folds
*** FLOP *** [As Td 7s]
detl: bets $20
RikkiDee: calls $20
*** TURN *** [As Td 7s] [Ac]
detl: bets $20
RikkiDee: raises $102 to $122
detl: calls $43.45 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [As Td 7s Ac] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
detl: shows [Qs Js] (a flush, Ace high)

Dealt to RikkiDee [Jc Kd]
oam11: calls $2
purediesel1: folds
Bri-c: folds
tendy47: calls $1
RikkiDee: checks
*** FLOP *** [3c Jd Kh]
tendy47: checks
RikkiDee: bets $6
oam11: folds
tendy47: calls $6
*** TURN *** [3c Jd Kh] [3d]
tendy47: checks
RikkiDee: bets $15
tendy47: calls $15
*** RIVER *** [3c Jd Kh 3d] [2h]
tendy47: bets $37.85 and is all-in
RikkiDee: calls $37.85
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tendy47: shows [Ks 3s] (a full house, Threes full of Kings)

Seat 1: RikkiDee ($258.65 in chips)
Seat 2: pjb109 ($181.85 in chips)
Seat 3: nothin2gein ($220.05 in chips)
Seat 6: Willmaster ($209.75 in chips)
pjb109: posts small blind $1
nothin2gein: posts big blind $2
dngrusjaco: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [7s 9s]
Willmaster: folds
RikkiDee: raises $6 to $8
pjb109: folds
nothin2gein: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [As 6h Js]
nothin2gein: checks
RikkiDee: bets $12
nothin2gein: raises $26 to $38
RikkiDee: raises $96 to $134
nothin2gein: raises $78.05 to $212.05 and is all-in
RikkiDee: calls $78.05
*** TURN *** [As 6h Js] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [As 6h Js 3s] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nothin2gein: shows [6d 6c] (three of a kind, Sixes)
RikkiDee: shows [7s 9s] (a flush, Ace high)
RikkiDee collected $439.10 from pot

Seat 1: RikkiDee ($393 in chips)
Seat 2: melnic ($279 in chips)
Seat 4: OrpyJr ($271.20 in chips)
Seat 5: gens31 ($133.15 in chips)
Seat 6: zekeret ($211.85 in chips)
RikkiDee: posts small blind $1
melnic: posts big blind $2
mikeandy: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [3c Ks]
OrpyJr: calls $2
gens31: folds
zekeret: raises $8 to $10
RikkiDee: raises $8 to $18 <---- OBVIOUS MISCLICK
melnic: folds
OrpyJr: folds
zekeret: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [Kd 6d 3d] <---- LOLZ
RikkiDee: bets $30
zekeret: calls $30
*** TURN *** [Kd 6d 3d] [6s]
RikkiDee: checks
zekeret: checks
*** RIVER *** [Kd 6d 3d 6s] [4s]
RikkiDee: checks
zekeret: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RikkiDee: shows [3c Ks] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
Seat 6: zekeret (button) mucked [9s 9d]

Seat 1: RikkiDee ($200 in chips)
Seat 2: melnic ($198 in chips)
Seat 4: OrpyJr ($291.75 in chips)
Seat 5: gens31 ($119.15 in chips)
melnic: posts small blind $1
OrpyJr: posts big blind $2
zekeret: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RikkiDee [8h Ts]
gens31: folds
Stacked03 joins the table at seat #3
RikkiDee: raises $6 to $8
melnic: raises $20 to $28
OrpyJr: folds
RikkiDee: raises $72 to $100
melnic: raises $98 to $198 and is all-in
RikkiDee: calls $98
*** FLOP *** [Ac 5c Tc]
*** TURN *** [Ac 5c Tc] [8s]
melnic said, "so sick"
*** RIVER *** [Ac 5c Tc 8s] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
melnic: shows [Qh Qd] (a pair of Queens)
RikkiDee: shows [8h Ts] (two pair, Tens and Eights)
RikkiDee collected $396 from pot

I am so good at poker obviously