I'm pretty sure poker just doesn't like me anymore
My relationship with poker right now is bordering on the edges of pathetic.
Poker is still smokin' hot and I love her, but she just keeps rejecting me over and over again.
My friends all know the truth - that the end is near with her - but I keep naively holding on hoping that she'll remember how in shape and rich I used to be.
I get the feeling she's cheating on me?
"Yea I get that feeling too, man."
Actually I still see a future between us together, albeit with less physical contact (god could these analogies get more painful?).
Tonight she fucked me up the ass though. Literally strapped on a dildo, and protruded my bung hole over and over again.
I don't think I'll be able to shit right for a week.
Maybe I just suck, I'll let you be the judge:
SB: $153.65
BB: $245.69
RikkiDee (UTG): $110.15
MP: $117.10
CO: $93.45
BTN: $112.55
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt Kh Kd (6 Players)
RikkiDee raises to $4.00, 3 folds, SB raises to $10.00, BB folds, RikkiDee raises to $35.00, SB raises to $60.00, RikkiDee raises to $85.00, SB raises to $110.00, RikkiDee calls all-in for $25.15, SB calls $0.15
Flop: ($221.30) Qs 3d 3c (2 Players - 1 All-In)
Turn: ($221.30) 5c (2 Players - 1 All-In)
River: ($221.30) Td (2 Players - 1 All-In)
Pot Size: $221.30 ($3 Rake)
SB had As Ad (two pairs, Aces and Threes) and WON (+$108.15)
RikkiDee had Kh Kd (two pairs, Kings and Threes) and LOST (-$110.15)
Weeeeee; standard
SB: $118.20
BB: $248.75
RikkiDee (UTG): $98.50
MP: $144.35
CO: $164.50
BTN: $78.30
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt 9c 9d (6 Players)
RikkiDee raises to $4.00, MP folds, CO calls $4.00, 3 folds
Flop: ($9.50) 9s Ah 7c (2 Players)
RikkiDee checks, CO checks
Turn: ($9.50) Ad (2 Players)
RikkiDee bets $7.00, CO raises to $17.00, RikkiDee raises to $39.00, CO calls $22.00
River: ($87.50) Jh (2 Players)
RikkiDee bets all-in for $55.50, CO calls $55.50
Pot Size: $198.50 ($3 Rake)
CO had Jd As (a full house, Aces full of Jacks) and WON (+$97.00)
RikkiDee had 9c 9d (a full house, Nines full of Aces) and LOST (-$98.50)
ZOMG SLOWPLAY LOL. Only like a 96% favorite on the flop.
RikkiDee (SB): $224.45
BB: $112.81
UTG: $33.65
CO: $135.33
BTN: $78.25
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt Ah 6s (5 Players)
UTG calls $1.00, CO folds, BTN calls $1.00, RikkiDee calls $0.50, BB checks
Flop: ($4) Kh 6h 6d (4 Players)
RikkiDee checks, BB checks, UTG checks, BTN bets $3.00, RikkiDee calls $3.00, BB raises to $6.00, 2 folds, RikkiDee raises to $30.00, BB calls $24.00
Turn: ($67) Qh (2 Players)
RikkiDee bets $50.00, BB calls $50.00
River: ($167) 7h (2 Players)
RikkiDee bets all-in for $143.45, BB calls all-in for $31.81
Uncalled bet of $111.64 returned to RikkiDee
Pot Size: $230.62 ($2 Rake)
BB had 6c Kd (a full house, Sixes full of Kings) and WON (+$115.81)
RikkiDee had Ah 6s (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$112.81)
I don't always stack off here as the turn brought a flush but this player was so fucking passive that I knew the only hand he would check min raise the flop with was a 6 and unless he has K6, I'm the winner. And obviously I pick up the nut flush on the river just for good measure.
Oh, you have K6? Fuck you.
SB: $16.60
BB: $238.80
UTG: $94.35
MP: $93.90
RikkiDee (CO): $101.50
BTN: $103.90
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt Th Qh (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP raises to $3.00, RikkiDee calls $3.00, BTN calls $3.00, SB folds, BB calls $2.00
Flop: ($12.50) 3h 5h Ts (4 Players)
BB checks, MP bets $12.00, RikkiDee calls $12.00, BTN calls $12.00, BB folds
Turn: ($48.50) Qc (3 Players)
MP checks, RikkiDee bets $40.00, BTN folds, MP raises all-in to $78.90, RikkiDee calls $38.90
River: ($206.30) Jc (2 Players - 1 All-In)
Pot Size: $206.30 ($3 Rake)
MP had Qs Qd (three of a kind, Queens) and WON (+$109.40)
RikkiDee had Th Qh (two pairs, Queens and Tens) and LOST (-$93.90)
Not enough of a setup here. Top two pair and a flush draw on the turn. Clearly you have a set though.
SB: $100.50
BB: $98.05
UTG: $111.55
CO: $252.99
RikkiDee (BTN): $92.50
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt Ks Kh (5 Players)
UTG folds, CO checks, RikkiDee raises to $5.00, SB calls $4.50, BB calls $4.00, CO folds
Flop: ($16) Th 8h Qh (3 Players)
SB bets $8.00, BB calls $8.00, RikkiDee raises to $35.00, SB folds, BB raises to $62.00, RikkiDee calls all-in for $52.50, BB calls $25.50
Turn: ($199) 8s (2 Players - 1 All-In)
River: ($199) 6h (2 Players - 1 All-In)
Pot Size: $199.00 ($2 Rake)
BB had 7h Ah (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$104.50)
RikkiDee had Ks Kh (a flush, King high) and LOST (-$92.50)
YESSSSSSSS I HIT MY FLUSH!!!!
Oh fuck me
RikkiDee (SB): $113.35
BB: $91.05
UTG: $117.85
MP: $248.33
CO: $58.50
BTN: $91.40
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt Td Ts (6 Players)
4 folds, RikkiDee raises to $4.00, BB calls $3.00
Flop: ($8) 3d 7c 9s (2 Players)
RikkiDee bets $7.00, BB raises to $20.50, RikkiDee raises all-in to $109.35, BB calls all-in for $66.55
Uncalled bet of $22.30 returned to RikkiDee
Turn: ($182.10) 4d (2 Players - 2 All-In)
River: ($182.10) 3c (2 Players - 2 All-In)
Pot Size: $182.10 ($3 Rake)
BB had 6c 5c (a straight Three to Seven) and WON (+$88.05)
RikkiDee had Td Ts (two pairs, Tens and Threes) and LOST (-$91.05)
This one legitimately made me lose a bit of my mind. The kicker here is that my opponent up to this point had played 6 hands out of about 100, and he folded post flop on each one. Perfect fucking timing to go insane.
SB: $88.53
RikkiDee (BB): $100.00
UTG: $36.02
MP: $100.00
CO: $213.15
BTN: $91.90
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt Jd Js (6 Players)
UTG calls $1.00, MP folds, CO calls $1.00, BTN folds, SB calls $0.50, RikkiDee raises to $6.00, UTG calls $5.00, CO folds, SB calls $5.00
Flop: ($19) 9c 5h 6c (3 Players)
SB checks, RikkiDee bets $16.00, UTG folds, SB calls $16.00
Turn: ($51) 2d (2 Players)
SB checks, RikkiDee checks
River: ($51) Qh (2 Players)
SB checks, RikkiDee bets $30.00, SB raises all-in to $66.53, RikkiDee calls $36.53
Pot Size: $184.06 ($3 Rake)
SB had 7d 8d (a straight Five to Nine) and WON (+$92.53)
RikkiDee had Jd Js (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$88.53)
Not only do my opponents seemingly flop the nuts every fucking hand, they check it to me THREE MOTHERFUCKING TIMES iN A ROW. HOW CAN I NOT BET THAT RIVER WITH JJ? SERIOUSZLLLLLY>>!>?!
SB: $109.85
RikkiDee (BB): $101.60
UTG: $83.29
BTN: $41.45
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt Qd Qs (4 Players)
UTG folds, BTN raises to $4.00, SB folds, RikkiDee raises to $14.00, BTN calls $10.00
Flop: ($28.50) Tc 2h 6c (2 Players)
RikkiDee checks, BTN bets $10.00, RikkiDee raises to $36.00, BTN calls all-in for $17.45
Uncalled bet of $8.55 returned to RikkiDee
Turn: ($83.40) 4s (2 Players - 1 All-In)
River: ($83.40) 5h (2 Players - 1 All-In)
Pot Size: $83.40 ($2 Rake)
BTN had Th Td (three of a kind, Tens) and WON (+$39.95)
RikkiDee had Qd Qs (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$41.45)
I just run really good.
SB: $37.90
BB: $230.43
UTG: $224.35
RikkiDee (CO): $93.00
BTN: $105.85
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt 3s 3c (5 Players)
UTG folds, RikkiDee raises to $4.00, BTN folds, SB calls $3.50, BB calls $3.00
Flop: ($12) 9c 3h Jd (3 Players)
SB bets $7.00, BB folds, RikkiDee raises to $14.00, SB calls $7.00
Turn: ($40) 8h (2 Players)
SB bets $10.00, RikkiDee raises to $20.00, SB calls all-in for $9.90
Uncalled bet of $0.10 returned to RikkiDee
River: ($79.80) Ts (2 Players - 1 All-In)
Pot Size: $79.80 ($2 Rake)
SB had Th Qd (a straight Eight to Queen) and WON (+$39.90)
RikkiDee had 3s 3c (three of a kind, Threes) and LOST (-$37.90)
Ignore the min raise on the flop. Because of his short stack I figured he would just push and I lazily minraised giving him proper odds to draw at his straight for the big big payoff of $20 more for him. Clearly he had implied odds because I can't fold1!!!
SB: $0.53
BB: $95.00
RikkiDee (UTG): $160.10
BTN: $74.10
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt 9c 8c (4 Players)
RikkiDee raises to $4.00, BTN calls $4.00, SB calls all-in for $0.03, BB folds
Flop: ($9.53) 7c 2c 4c (3 Players - 1 All-In)
RikkiDee bets $3.00, BTN calls $3.00
Turn: ($15.53) Th (3 Players - 1 All-In)
RikkiDee bets $10.00, BTN calls $10.00
River: ($35.53) Ts (3 Players - 1 All-In)
RikkiDee bets $20.00, BTN calls $20.00
Pot Size: $75.53 ($2 Rake)
BTN had Kc Jc (a flush, King high) and WON (+$36.53)
RikkiDee had 9c 8c (a flush, Nine high) and LOST (-$37.00)
Well played sir.
Yea, a pretty whiny crybaby post. The problem tonight wasn't the fact that I got bad beated or coolered, it was the fact that I got bad beated and coolered OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I'd show you some hands where I won but they actually didn't happen. Luckily I didn't go on tilt, played a pretty solid game and only ended down 4 buyins, which in my opinion is a fucking miracle.
Please baby take me back
Poker is still smokin' hot and I love her, but she just keeps rejecting me over and over again.
My friends all know the truth - that the end is near with her - but I keep naively holding on hoping that she'll remember how in shape and rich I used to be.
I get the feeling she's cheating on me?
"Yea I get that feeling too, man."
Actually I still see a future between us together, albeit with less physical contact (god could these analogies get more painful?).
Tonight she fucked me up the ass though. Literally strapped on a dildo, and protruded my bung hole over and over again.
I don't think I'll be able to shit right for a week.
Maybe I just suck, I'll let you be the judge:
SB: $153.65
BB: $245.69
RikkiDee (UTG): $110.15
MP: $117.10
CO: $93.45
BTN: $112.55
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt Kh Kd (6 Players)
RikkiDee raises to $4.00, 3 folds, SB raises to $10.00, BB folds, RikkiDee raises to $35.00, SB raises to $60.00, RikkiDee raises to $85.00, SB raises to $110.00, RikkiDee calls all-in for $25.15, SB calls $0.15
Flop: ($221.30) Qs 3d 3c (2 Players - 1 All-In)
Turn: ($221.30) 5c (2 Players - 1 All-In)
River: ($221.30) Td (2 Players - 1 All-In)
Pot Size: $221.30 ($3 Rake)
SB had As Ad (two pairs, Aces and Threes) and WON (+$108.15)
RikkiDee had Kh Kd (two pairs, Kings and Threes) and LOST (-$110.15)
Weeeeee; standard
SB: $118.20
BB: $248.75
RikkiDee (UTG): $98.50
MP: $144.35
CO: $164.50
BTN: $78.30
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt 9c 9d (6 Players)
RikkiDee raises to $4.00, MP folds, CO calls $4.00, 3 folds
Flop: ($9.50) 9s Ah 7c (2 Players)
RikkiDee checks, CO checks
Turn: ($9.50) Ad (2 Players)
RikkiDee bets $7.00, CO raises to $17.00, RikkiDee raises to $39.00, CO calls $22.00
River: ($87.50) Jh (2 Players)
RikkiDee bets all-in for $55.50, CO calls $55.50
Pot Size: $198.50 ($3 Rake)
CO had Jd As (a full house, Aces full of Jacks) and WON (+$97.00)
RikkiDee had 9c 9d (a full house, Nines full of Aces) and LOST (-$98.50)
ZOMG SLOWPLAY LOL. Only like a 96% favorite on the flop.
RikkiDee (SB): $224.45
BB: $112.81
UTG: $33.65
CO: $135.33
BTN: $78.25
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt Ah 6s (5 Players)
UTG calls $1.00, CO folds, BTN calls $1.00, RikkiDee calls $0.50, BB checks
Flop: ($4) Kh 6h 6d (4 Players)
RikkiDee checks, BB checks, UTG checks, BTN bets $3.00, RikkiDee calls $3.00, BB raises to $6.00, 2 folds, RikkiDee raises to $30.00, BB calls $24.00
Turn: ($67) Qh (2 Players)
RikkiDee bets $50.00, BB calls $50.00
River: ($167) 7h (2 Players)
RikkiDee bets all-in for $143.45, BB calls all-in for $31.81
Uncalled bet of $111.64 returned to RikkiDee
Pot Size: $230.62 ($2 Rake)
BB had 6c Kd (a full house, Sixes full of Kings) and WON (+$115.81)
RikkiDee had Ah 6s (a flush, Ace high) and LOST (-$112.81)
I don't always stack off here as the turn brought a flush but this player was so fucking passive that I knew the only hand he would check min raise the flop with was a 6 and unless he has K6, I'm the winner. And obviously I pick up the nut flush on the river just for good measure.
Oh, you have K6? Fuck you.
SB: $16.60
BB: $238.80
UTG: $94.35
MP: $93.90
RikkiDee (CO): $101.50
BTN: $103.90
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt Th Qh (6 Players)
UTG folds, MP raises to $3.00, RikkiDee calls $3.00, BTN calls $3.00, SB folds, BB calls $2.00
Flop: ($12.50) 3h 5h Ts (4 Players)
BB checks, MP bets $12.00, RikkiDee calls $12.00, BTN calls $12.00, BB folds
Turn: ($48.50) Qc (3 Players)
MP checks, RikkiDee bets $40.00, BTN folds, MP raises all-in to $78.90, RikkiDee calls $38.90
River: ($206.30) Jc (2 Players - 1 All-In)
Pot Size: $206.30 ($3 Rake)
MP had Qs Qd (three of a kind, Queens) and WON (+$109.40)
RikkiDee had Th Qh (two pairs, Queens and Tens) and LOST (-$93.90)
Not enough of a setup here. Top two pair and a flush draw on the turn. Clearly you have a set though.
SB: $100.50
BB: $98.05
UTG: $111.55
CO: $252.99
RikkiDee (BTN): $92.50
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt Ks Kh (5 Players)
UTG folds, CO checks, RikkiDee raises to $5.00, SB calls $4.50, BB calls $4.00, CO folds
Flop: ($16) Th 8h Qh (3 Players)
SB bets $8.00, BB calls $8.00, RikkiDee raises to $35.00, SB folds, BB raises to $62.00, RikkiDee calls all-in for $52.50, BB calls $25.50
Turn: ($199) 8s (2 Players - 1 All-In)
River: ($199) 6h (2 Players - 1 All-In)
Pot Size: $199.00 ($2 Rake)
BB had 7h Ah (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$104.50)
RikkiDee had Ks Kh (a flush, King high) and LOST (-$92.50)
YESSSSSSSS I HIT MY FLUSH!!!!
Oh fuck me
RikkiDee (SB): $113.35
BB: $91.05
UTG: $117.85
MP: $248.33
CO: $58.50
BTN: $91.40
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt Td Ts (6 Players)
4 folds, RikkiDee raises to $4.00, BB calls $3.00
Flop: ($8) 3d 7c 9s (2 Players)
RikkiDee bets $7.00, BB raises to $20.50, RikkiDee raises all-in to $109.35, BB calls all-in for $66.55
Uncalled bet of $22.30 returned to RikkiDee
Turn: ($182.10) 4d (2 Players - 2 All-In)
River: ($182.10) 3c (2 Players - 2 All-In)
Pot Size: $182.10 ($3 Rake)
BB had 6c 5c (a straight Three to Seven) and WON (+$88.05)
RikkiDee had Td Ts (two pairs, Tens and Threes) and LOST (-$91.05)
This one legitimately made me lose a bit of my mind. The kicker here is that my opponent up to this point had played 6 hands out of about 100, and he folded post flop on each one. Perfect fucking timing to go insane.
SB: $88.53
RikkiDee (BB): $100.00
UTG: $36.02
MP: $100.00
CO: $213.15
BTN: $91.90
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt Jd Js (6 Players)
UTG calls $1.00, MP folds, CO calls $1.00, BTN folds, SB calls $0.50, RikkiDee raises to $6.00, UTG calls $5.00, CO folds, SB calls $5.00
Flop: ($19) 9c 5h 6c (3 Players)
SB checks, RikkiDee bets $16.00, UTG folds, SB calls $16.00
Turn: ($51) 2d (2 Players)
SB checks, RikkiDee checks
River: ($51) Qh (2 Players)
SB checks, RikkiDee bets $30.00, SB raises all-in to $66.53, RikkiDee calls $36.53
Pot Size: $184.06 ($3 Rake)
SB had 7d 8d (a straight Five to Nine) and WON (+$92.53)
RikkiDee had Jd Js (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$88.53)
Not only do my opponents seemingly flop the nuts every fucking hand, they check it to me THREE MOTHERFUCKING TIMES iN A ROW. HOW CAN I NOT BET THAT RIVER WITH JJ? SERIOUSZLLLLLY>>!>?!
SB: $109.85
RikkiDee (BB): $101.60
UTG: $83.29
BTN: $41.45
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt Qd Qs (4 Players)
UTG folds, BTN raises to $4.00, SB folds, RikkiDee raises to $14.00, BTN calls $10.00
Flop: ($28.50) Tc 2h 6c (2 Players)
RikkiDee checks, BTN bets $10.00, RikkiDee raises to $36.00, BTN calls all-in for $17.45
Uncalled bet of $8.55 returned to RikkiDee
Turn: ($83.40) 4s (2 Players - 1 All-In)
River: ($83.40) 5h (2 Players - 1 All-In)
Pot Size: $83.40 ($2 Rake)
BTN had Th Td (three of a kind, Tens) and WON (+$39.95)
RikkiDee had Qd Qs (a pair of Queens) and LOST (-$41.45)
I just run really good.
SB: $37.90
BB: $230.43
UTG: $224.35
RikkiDee (CO): $93.00
BTN: $105.85
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt 3s 3c (5 Players)
UTG folds, RikkiDee raises to $4.00, BTN folds, SB calls $3.50, BB calls $3.00
Flop: ($12) 9c 3h Jd (3 Players)
SB bets $7.00, BB folds, RikkiDee raises to $14.00, SB calls $7.00
Turn: ($40) 8h (2 Players)
SB bets $10.00, RikkiDee raises to $20.00, SB calls all-in for $9.90
Uncalled bet of $0.10 returned to RikkiDee
River: ($79.80) Ts (2 Players - 1 All-In)
Pot Size: $79.80 ($2 Rake)
SB had Th Qd (a straight Eight to Queen) and WON (+$39.90)
RikkiDee had 3s 3c (three of a kind, Threes) and LOST (-$37.90)
Ignore the min raise on the flop. Because of his short stack I figured he would just push and I lazily minraised giving him proper odds to draw at his straight for the big big payoff of $20 more for him. Clearly he had implied odds because I can't fold1!!!
SB: $0.53
BB: $95.00
RikkiDee (UTG): $160.10
BTN: $74.10
Preflop: RikkiDee is dealt 9c 8c (4 Players)
RikkiDee raises to $4.00, BTN calls $4.00, SB calls all-in for $0.03, BB folds
Flop: ($9.53) 7c 2c 4c (3 Players - 1 All-In)
RikkiDee bets $3.00, BTN calls $3.00
Turn: ($15.53) Th (3 Players - 1 All-In)
RikkiDee bets $10.00, BTN calls $10.00
River: ($35.53) Ts (3 Players - 1 All-In)
RikkiDee bets $20.00, BTN calls $20.00
Pot Size: $75.53 ($2 Rake)
BTN had Kc Jc (a flush, King high) and WON (+$36.53)
RikkiDee had 9c 8c (a flush, Nine high) and LOST (-$37.00)
Well played sir.
Yea, a pretty whiny crybaby post. The problem tonight wasn't the fact that I got bad beated or coolered, it was the fact that I got bad beated and coolered OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I'd show you some hands where I won but they actually didn't happen. Luckily I didn't go on tilt, played a pretty solid game and only ended down 4 buyins, which in my opinion is a fucking miracle.
Please baby take me back
posted by RikkiDee at 9:46 PM
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That was painful to read. I hope your fridge doesn't have dents in it after that session. I've had nights that went similar to that....now, to stay sane, I go outta my way to remember the times I drew out/sucked out/miracle rivered my opponents.
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